Monday, June 3, 2013

Crawfish and Tasso Pastalaya

Last weekend, my in-laws came a callin' with crawfish in hand.  Since paw-in-law is a crawfish farmer, we occasionally get to enjoy mud bugs without the pesky price issue.  In that case, you take what you can get.  Small or large, they're crawfish!

After eating our share of our crawfish, there were still tails to be had.  My hubby de-headed them, put them in plastic bags, and shoved them into the freezer.  I decided to conquer the task of peeling them and creating something yummy with them.  Of course, my mad addiction to carbs reared its ugly head and convinced me that pasta was the way to go.  But, not just any pasta.  Something sassy, something out of my usual realm of indulgence, something with tasso!  Oh yeah!  Tasso.  If you've never had it, it is a wonderfully smoked morsel of pork heaven. 

Because Cajuns take our food as seriously as our religion and politics, I am a tasso and sausage snob.  I cannot, will not, do not, eat the "sausage" from around these parts.  (I put sausage in quotes here because what they market as sausage is not what I consider to be GOOD sausage.)  Following dictionary definition, yes I suppose you could say that the links stuffed with pork and encased in some synthetic product is sausage.  But, you just can't beat LEJEUNE's SAUSAGE from EUNICE.  (No, I'm related and collect no money for endorsement.)  I don't know what I'll do if they ever close.  Every time I go in, I beg them to establish an on-line market to ship.  Not that a one hour drive is too far.  The problem is that they aren't open on Saturday's anymore.  There's the problem.

I digress....back to the point of this post.  So, I cleaned the tails which yielded about two pounds.  I pan fried the tasso first, adding onions, bell peppers, and celery to the mix.  Once the mixture had cooked  down fairly well, I added the crawfish tails and about 1/2 cup chicken stock.  I wanted to let the flavors meld a little before adding the cream and half and half.  (Note:  I learned the hard way a long time ago that adding any cream-based product to heat for too long will cause it to separate.  Not a pretty site.  So, any cream product goes in the last few minutes over a very low heat.)



The crawfish and tasso mixture simmered for about ten minutes.  I then added in the chopped green onions and garlic.  Again, I find adding these things too early on in the cooking process makes them taste bitter.  The last five to seven minutes of cooking, I added in the half and half and whipping cream mixture, and lowered the heat to a low simmer.  Once the cream tempered, I removed some and added it to a bowl with Wondra gravy thickener.  I like to use this method so as to not have lumps in the sauce, and to help thicken it a little.  I then returned the mixture back to the pot, turned off the heat, removed it to a cool burner, sprinkled it with parmesan cheese, and covered the pot.






















Once the noodles were cooked al dente, I strained them and tossed them into the sauce.  YUMM-O!

Recipe:
1 pound cleaned crawfish tails (previously boiled),
1 pound cubed tasso
Cajun trinity to taste (onions, bell peppers, celery; I use the seasoning blend in the frozen section)
1/2 cup chicken stock
2 cups half and half
1 cup heavy whipping cream
3 garlic cloves minced
1 green onion diced
1 handful parsley for garnish
1 pound whole wheat penne pasta
1 1/2 Tablespoons Wondra gravy thickener
Shredded parmesan cheese to taste

In a large pasta pot, bring well-salted water to a boil.  Midway through cooking process of tasso and crawfish, begin boiling noodles until al dente. 

Begin sautéing tasso in heavy bottom pan.  Depending on the quality of meat, it may render some fat.  If so, drain before adding vegetables.  Add trinity.  Cook until onion is clear.  Add crawfish tails and 1/2 cup stock.  Simmer for approximately ten minutes. Add in green onions and garlic. Add half and half and cream stir to incorporate, reduce heat to very low simmer.  After five minutes or so remove 1/4 cup liquid and mix  approximately one and a half tablespoons Wondra thickener in a separate bowl.  Add back to pot, stir.  Remove from heat, sprinkle with parmesan cheese, and cover. 

Remove noodles from water, strain.  Add directly to sauce.  Toss. Garnish with parsley and serve.

I forgot to mention, stay tuned for the Crawfish Bread I will make with the rest of the tails!
 

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Home on the Range With Wild Buffalo Chicken

When it comes to chicken, I'm picky.  My chicken has to be colorful.  Period.  No ifs, ands, or buts, it has to have color.  In the cooked sense, that is.  It all started when I worked as a line girl in a restaurant.  Seeing the colorless fowl corpses coming out of the kitchen when there was a perfectly good grill nearby capable of making cross-hatch tattoos on the bird made my stomach quiver. 

I've indulged you in that tidbit to say this:  My husband really enjoys a good buffalo wing.  He especially likes the ones at a certain establishment where women hardly wear clothes and the owls sprawled across their shirts look just as shocked as I do when I walk in.  There's also the chain restaurant that is a sports bar of sorts where you can get the bone-in, or extra fried with lots of sodium nugget "spun" in your favorite buffalo sauce.  In either case, I'm not wild about either.  Oh sure, I enjoy my share of hot, vinegar-laden wings.  But, I'd rather make them at home.  Even venture out, shake things up a bit.  Hence, the reason for this dish!  It's the pulled buffalo chicken sandwich.  And, it's hatched in a slow cooker; even better.

Here's how this is going to go down in your kitchen.  See this stuff, gather it. 

 
 
I used four boneless, skinless chicken breasts.  Half of the onion you see above and 3/4 of a packet of the ranch mix.  The two bottles will make an appearance below.  I'd love to tell you that this is an exact science.  Actually, nothing that I do is scientific.  I don't bake very often because I feel that's a little too scientific.  Anyhoot....
 
Place the chicken breasts in a single layer in your slow cooker.  Sprinkle 3/4 of a ranch seasoning packet over the top of the breasts. 
 
 
 
 
Next, pour enough buffalo wing sauce of your choice over the breasts.  The sauce should cover the breasts, but not completely submerge them.  This equated to about half of a bottle.  
 
 
Using the whipped version of the sauce, add two rounded spoonfuls.  Cover the pot, set on low, and cook for approximately four hours.  The trick here is to cook it until just fork tender.  If you forget about it, like I've done, you end up with mushy chicken (which is not some sort of new cool ethnic dish.)  It is a real life, full on, cooking flub that you don't want to make.  Your chicken should flake like so....
 

 
Remove the chicken from the slow cooker and place it in a large bowl.  Using two forks, pull the chicken much like you would when making pulled pork.  (Great, now I'm craving BBQ!)  

 




 
 
Pour wing sauce from the bottle over the shredded chicken to your desired taste.  Add a spoonful of the whipped variety, and a sprinkle of the ranch mix to taste, mix well. 



Voila!  Shredded Buffalo Chicken at home, no crowds, no big screen TVs inundating you with Sports Center chatter, no half-dressed women reminding you that you should be bellying up to the squat machine at the gym rather than the table.  Plus, you can make enough of this dish to bring to work and enjoy with your friends.  Go wild with the theme!  Dress up as your favorite cowboy/cowgirl, decorate the space with tumbleweeds and bring in real live horses, or NOT.  Totally your call.  In either case, this stuff is delish.  Coleslaw makes a great side along with the traditional celery and carrot sticks.  And who could forget a nice, tall, ice cold root beer!  Enjoy Partner!
 
 

 
*Confession, I totally forgot to add the onion.  You'd clearly make that happen after pouring in the sauce.
 
Recipe:
 
5 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
1 packet ranch dressing mix
1 bottle hot wing sauce of your choice
1 jar whipped wing sauce
1/2 medium to large onion, sliced in half, then slivered
Carrots, celery, ranch or blue cheese to garnish,
Fresh Kaiser roll or other bun of your choice
 
Wash chicken thoroughly.  Add to crock in a single layer.  Sprinkle 3/4 of ranch seasoning over chicken.  Cover with wing sauce and two spoonfuls of whipped sauce.  Add onion.  Cover and cook on low for approximately four hours.  Chicken should flake when done.  Remove from crock.  In a large bowl, shred chicken using forks or hands.  Add sauce and whipped sauce along with a dash or so of ranch seasoning to taste.  Mix well.  Serve on a bun with condiments.
 
This recipe fed six adults with large helpings for each sandwich.